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* Nicki Minaj has scored a win in a lawsuit alleging that one of her songs infringed on another artist's copyright. Hope there were live performances at the motion hearing... [Vulture] * If you ever wanted to know the amazing story of New York personal injury powerhouse Cellino and Barnes, check out this article... and listen to the jingle. [Intelligencer] * InfoWars founder Alex Jones has been denied a delay in a defamation lawsuit stemming from Jones's statements about the Sandy Hook shootings. [Newsweek] * The family of a UPS driver who was killed during a shootout in south Florida last year has filed a lawsuit over the driver's death. [AP] * Eric Trump is attempting to delay his deposition relating to a probe initiated by the New York Attorney General until after the presidential election. [NBC News] * IMDB has defeated a lawsuit filed by a lawyer-producer seeking to force the website to change the listed release date of a film. Found out I still have an IMDB listing while writing this... [Hollywood Reporter]
* A lawyer representing Alex Jones in a case about Sandy Hook conspiracy claims has asked to withdraw. This leaves a lot of questions. [Texas Lawyer] * Devin Nunes and his lawyer may be facing court sanctions for questionable legal filings. [Raw Story] * It appears that the new streamer Quibi may be facing some existential litigation. And my brothers were just telling me about this service yesterday! [Fox Business] * President Trump's lawyer is looking to get an attorneys' fees award paid by a settlement related to Stormy Daniel's questionable arrest at an Ohio strip club. [Law and Crime] * New Mexico is invoking a riot law to control the outbreak of COVID-19 on Native American reservations. [New York Times] * A judge who paid $25 a month to park in a lot co-owned by an attorney was not disqualified from hearing cases involving that lawyer. If that $25 fee was in Manhattan, there would be more to the story... [Virginia Lawyers Weekly]
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